I can vouch for the juice fast. Just fruit juices and lots of them for a few days. It works well.
Atkins is good too, but takes more time.
Sirius Dogma
JoinedPosts by Sirius Dogma
-
32
need to drop weight quick, any suggestions?
by ApagaLaLuz ini've just been informed that i have the opportunity to go to madrid spain on february 15th.
i need to lose about 10 pounds in less than 3 weeks.
i have a bad knee and cannot hit the gym.
-
-
-
39
Saddam bribed Chirac?
by MegaDude iniraqi govt.
papers: saddam bribed chirac .
baghdad, iraq, jan. 28 (upi) -- documents from saddam hussein's oil ministry reveal he used oil to bribe top french officials into opposing the imminent u.s.-led invasion of iraq.. the oil ministry papers, described by the independent baghdad newspaper al-mada, are apparently authentic and will become the basis of an official investigation by the new iraqi governing council, the independent reported wednesday.. "i think the list is true," naseer chaderji, a governing council member, said.
-
-
Sirius Dogma
Mega:
I agree with ya. It would be exceedingly pathetic if the french claimng to take the moral high ground, were only building an oil pump on that ground.
Had to argue which is worse though -
1 - Being bribed with oil to keep a country from being invaded
or
2 - Invading a country to get its' oil
-
4
My Sister
by Sirius Dogma inargh.
i am not sure what to do about this situation.
it didn't work out so she just got into a relationship with this witness guy who she was sure was the one.
-
-
Sirius Dogma
Argh. I am not sure what to do about this situation. My grandmother called me the other day to tell me my sister is getting married in the fall. My jaw dropped of course. A while ago she was seeing this worldy guy and I felt totally relieved. I thought maybe she was starting to see past all the bullsh*t she had been feed her whole life and might start to think and live on her own. It didn't work out so she just got into a relationship with this witness guy who she was sure was the one. He seemed like an ok guy, but had been DF'd then came back and seemed to be trying to lay as many witness girls as possible. I don't have a problem with that. I think it would be great if my sister would actually go out, have sex and realize that it has nothing to do with god or her relationship with him. She didn't do anything much with this guy, but he had some serious issues to work out. In the end she got really hurt and then immediatly found this new guy.
So she is really into this new guy and he is a witness. When I asked her what was the story with grandma saying she is getting married in the fall she just said she didn't have a ring and she didn't know what would happen. I would never hurt fly although I told her I was going to find him and beat his head in with a crowbar if he thinks after knowing someone for a month you should plan on getting married. Is it just me or is it a bit insane? I know I overreacted and all. In my experience it can take years of a relationship to get to know whether you want to do something like getting married.
I just don't want to see my sister get further entrenched in the borg only because she is lonely and horny.
Has anyone dealt with this type of stuff before or have any advice on the subject?
-
13
Never stood a chance
by galaxy7 inwell my study is over,the c uircut servant and his wife were certainly good.
every point i brought up was shot down in flames using the bible.i felt stupid not being able to defend what i really believe... oh well better luck next week.
where do i find that 607 was not the real date?.
-
-
Sirius Dogma
I suggest tying him in a chair, stapling open his eyes open and reading him crisis of consciense in its entirety. If he still has any doubts afterword then you may need to take drastic measures.
-
10
Witness family adopt baby lion cub!
by got my forty homey? inbaby lion cub is very unhappy to find that it was adopted by a witness family and will be forced to not eat cat food with blood in it!
-
-
Sirius Dogma
this reminds me of my favorite monty python skit:
Mother: What have you got now?
Chris: I bought an ant, mother.
Mother: What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now. Now it'll be ant, ant, ant for a couple of days, then all of a sudden, 'oh, mum, I've bought a sloth' or some other odd-toed ungulate like a tapir.
Chris: It's really different this time, mum. I'm really going to look after this ant.
Mother: That's what you said about the sperm whale... now your papa's having to use it as a garage.
Chris: Well, you didn't feed it properly.
Mother: Where are we going to get forty-four tons of plankton from every morning? Your papa was dead vexed about that. They thought he was mad in the dell.
Chris: Well at least he's got a free garage. (growl from the tiger)
Mother: That's no good to him... his Hillman smells all fishy. (we hear a roar) Oh blimey, that's the tiger. He'll want his mandies.
Chris: Are you giving that tiger drugs?
Mother: 'Course I'm giving it drugs!
Chris: It's illegal.
Mother: You try telling that to the tiger.
Chris: I think it's dangerous.
Mother: Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.
Chris: Well he's not dim.
-
11
Holly Exploding Whales Batman!!!
by Elsewhere inwhale explodes in taiwanese city
a dead sperm whale has exploded while being delivered to a research centre near the southwestern city of tainan.
passers-by and cars were soaked in blood and body parts were sprayed over a road after the bursting of the whale, which was being carried on a trailer.
-
-
Sirius Dogma
Glad to share it :D.
The first time I saw this video I almost passed out from laughing so hard.
It is a real internet classic. Better than CNN's playing 'Whiplash the cowboy monkey' - http://www.adamscountyfairgrounds.com/whiplash_the_cowboy_monkey.htm -
11
Holly Exploding Whales Batman!!!
by Elsewhere inwhale explodes in taiwanese city
a dead sperm whale has exploded while being delivered to a research centre near the southwestern city of tainan.
passers-by and cars were soaked in blood and body parts were sprayed over a road after the bursting of the whale, which was being carried on a trailer.
-
-
Sirius Dogma
Ask and you shall recieve,
It was Oregan, 1970 and someone had the wisdom to remove a very large very dead whale with dynamite.
Quicktime Video
Hi-res video http://www.hackstadt.com/cgi-bin/whale.cgi?http://home.comcast.net/~sthacks/whale/media/whale.vid-hi.mov
More Info
-
24
skeptics and the paranormal
by Decidedly_Unsure inthe reference to what many would consider a paranormal phenomenon http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0%2c%2c5-2004040384%2c00.html was made in another thread.
i?m almost sure that skeptics will remain silent on this or say it?s an aberration and does nothing to confirm the existence of paranormal activity.
skeptics assert that they will not accept such things unless they meet some predefined ?scientific methodology?.
-
-
Sirius Dogma
my consise philosophy on the subject is
Almost anything is Possible, not everything is Provable and some things are utter BullSh*t.
That being said, Where can I get my own pair of X-ray eyes and how soon can I get them? I need to plan that trip to walk around Victoria's Secrets.
-
39
Saddam bribed Chirac?
by MegaDude iniraqi govt.
papers: saddam bribed chirac .
baghdad, iraq, jan. 28 (upi) -- documents from saddam hussein's oil ministry reveal he used oil to bribe top french officials into opposing the imminent u.s.-led invasion of iraq.. the oil ministry papers, described by the independent baghdad newspaper al-mada, are apparently authentic and will become the basis of an official investigation by the new iraqi governing council, the independent reported wednesday.. "i think the list is true," naseer chaderji, a governing council member, said.
-
-
Sirius Dogma
I still can't figure out
American Propaganda
from
French Propaganda
from
Iraqi Propaganda
Like a bunch of bloody children all pointing their fingers at each other saying... 'He did it!'
I hope it isn't true, but nothing surprises me in politics anymore :/
-
25
Question for you Men: Are you a ...
by codeblue inhopeless romantic?.
i am a hopeless romantic and a woman.
until i met mr. cb, i had never heard a man say he also was a "hopeless romantic"...when he said that, i knew our connection would be sealed.. codeblue
-
-
Sirius Dogma
I have to agree with Winston on that one, I am a recovering hopeless romantic. I have been a hopeless lunatic when I was helplessly in love. I am a hopeless heretic aka a recovering jw.
How's this for romance, I was dating this girl for 2 weeks, I really really liked her. I wanted to do something special so I bought 2nd row tickets to the lion king play in LA, it was hard to get tickets at all at the time. I flew us both down from the bay. We stayed at nice hotel at universal studios, we shared a room but had twin beds, I was a gentlemen. We arrived had a nice dinner and went to the play. The next day we got up, played in universal studios for the day, and went out to santa monica and watched the sunset. Then had a nice quiet outside dinner in some garden restaruant with candles and wine and lots of laughing. We went back and I gave her a foot massage with oils cause her feet hurt. The next day at brunch there was live piano player singing 40's love songs. I knew the words because I liked harry konnick jr. so he gave me a unplugged mike and I serenaded her. Although only she could really hear me, it was in front of 60 people or so and I am not usually that bold. It was a good weekend and all I got was a kiss on the check and hand holding on the beach.
Or course later it turned into a full relationship and of course later she turned in a psycho golddigger, but stilll I haven't given up on fairer sex.
So I guess I am not a hopeless romantic, I think I am a jaded romantic. more on that later enough ramblings for now ;)